Shark After Dark - The Original

Views are my own, not a TV show. My one skill is picking cool Twitter handles. No free vacations here, just sarcasm.

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Dear Santa, getting bombarded by goofs wanting free shit once a year is my specialty as well.

Need a drink? I’m here for ya.

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@lisagib81744660 Now do Glen

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@kinger007a @SharkWeek @Discovery @BobTheShark @BobTheSharkWeek Where did I go?

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@JoeBiden Someone was arguing with the TV during a top cat midnight marathon again

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If Mahomes loses to LV State Farm’s gonna drop him for Kang #nfl

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@kinger007a @BobTheShark @SharkWeek @Discovery Well you’re half right

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@dolvun @WarlockJPG Lol the discovery channel actually threatened my account but they are cool with this. Rock on! 😂

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you know why?

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@github Battletoads because I’m the only person I know that finished the damn thing 😅

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@Swankyddd @RobRiggle Sweet Groening-Henna Popeye!

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@TaraReid Why did you stop DMing me when you realized I wasn’t the Shark After Dark show 🥺 I can assure you I dig you more than them & I’m 4.2x more entertaining 🦈 🎉

(Note: Tara wrote me 1st & I’m just playin)

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@AlbertBreer

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Great now even more people will tweet me hoping to win some dopey inflatable shark

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@MagikMan0616 I’m good playa 😎

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@Wendys the Discovery channel tried to take my Twitter handle. Plz roast me for whining about it.

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@SharkBoy24_7 @RealMickFoley Only @RealMickFoley can put asses in McDonald’s seats during Covid

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Usually this week I’m bombarded by morons asking if sharks shit while they’re eating. Not this year, see 2020 ain’t so bad ✌����

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@RichGault What happened to me? In 2020?

Hmm let me see let me see

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@tarikjohn17 @JohnCena Was #Yankees jersey because @CMPunk said JC became what he hated, the New York Yankees?

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How bout all you disease ridden hack billies stay outta the ocean. Salt can only clean so much.

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If you’re gonna off yourself thanks to the #StockMarketCrash2020 why not consider suicide by shark?