Mumble Bee

an earthship of bacteria drowning their feelings by growing food (they/them/Elle/le)

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Farming is just a litany of “oh no”s exchanged across feet of plant matter as people invariably and persistently accidentally stick their fingers in rotten fruit

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Adulting is just getting upset about doing something badly at work only to realize that it is, in fact, the first time you’ve ever done that thing and that mistakes are part of learning and that it is, in fact, fine

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

@cee_gonz The more disco the merrier ?!!?!!!

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

I wrote a story about Michael Knowles genocidal language 4 days ago with "Transgenderism must be eradicated."

He's not the only one using it. Candace Owens, Charlie Kirk, Matt Walsh all do similarly.

Good time to re-read.

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[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Really wishing everyone would stop quoting that one (wrong, biased) study that says masking doesn’t work as if it wasn’t wrong and biased.

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Vacuuming, but for depression,,, ?

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

A new day a new chance to cry for no reason

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Will send follow up emails for $$

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

I write emails good

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Just because I’m not on the clock app doesn’t mean I’m not hilarious in my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The Onion continues to not miss

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Would be great if someone invented a little gadget that just pings at you if what you’re contemplating is self sabotage

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Horrific scenes from Jenin this morning. Israeli lawmakers and the public alike are celebrating this massacre & asking for more blood. Zionism is genocidal—Yet no matter its crime, the “International community” would still fund & defend this indefensible death cult.

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

my job today has been 85% sending emails to my coworkers to follow up on stuff they forgot about, 5% editing content, and 10% just waiting for a response.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

“why do you have so many tabs open” how about mind your business. I have tabs so old they’ll make your head fucking spin. I have shopping carts that date back to the Obama administration

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Not me thinking of shaving my head to regain control of my life 20 days out from winter

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[Mumble Bee @SharkMalarky]

Raise your hand if you’re spent an hour trying to write a two sentence email 🤚🏼