Oscar Sharktale

I Swim. Pussies get ate. Connect the dots.

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

okay y'all stand back (this is gonna be embarrassing 😭)
bread

[sam @samlereyeee]

How do u pronounc this w out embarrasing urself

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

I have just received word that dream cheated in minecraft

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

this image sends chills down my fucking spin every time. the way homer has this unbridled strength that always comes back to bite him. poetic. strong enough to pierce his flesh with the pole but too dense to feel the pain until it's too late. hope I see this stuff in the film.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘The Simpsons Movie 2’ is set to be among the first animated projects to receive funding from the state of California, landing $21.9 million in production incentives as part of the state’s film and TV program.

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@fairiehaze

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@uhelalxbt @sciencegirl really? writing this down. How do you know this?Why are they still around if they're so evil and everyone hates them? EDUCATE THIS UNCULTURED UNDERWATER SWINE 🥵

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@sciencegirl sigh I don't know sciencegirl, I wish I did... Then maybe it would cure your ailment that makes u ask this question every fucking month

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@TrueMovieTakes Got ur tweet all laid out, just give me some rep y'know? The art of Sharktale

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

I just hung my hung cock in shame.. and if it isn't sinking in to all y'all millennials out there, this is like if tung tung tung sahur ever died

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@FoxclawKing you keep it realer than a jellyfish on reefer. that's why some of you landlubbers still got it. Why can't we all just get along we all got gills we all breathe bubbles and swim in the big blue why do we gotta hone in our differences to spread hate. 🩷I love you land crackers!

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

hell. fucking. yes. y'all don't get it like I do. Blues is my whole life, I breathe blue, swim in blue. This scene solidified my hatred for these characters, which was the director's intent. They claim blue is theirs when I swim in it every day. and friend that blue is big

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

I do get why Sinners didn’t resonate with a lot of y’all actually

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@lady_valor_07 oh you know your boi GOT THIS 😭
1. Shark
2. Swim
3. in the sea 🌊

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

So tell me why my big back ass can take a step outside my luxury top of the reef apartment and get the same pic?

[Aviation @xAviation]

A photo that can never be taken again.

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@sciencegirl I just don't know sciencegirl... I asked chatgpsea and they told me to go fuck myself

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

Y'ALL ASKED AND I DELIVERED
(umm who asked for this)
THE AWKWARD LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS HOO BOY!
If you swim in the sea or r about that life you should peep my retards (that's my new slang for reviews) will it catch on? https://t.co/TgPMYRQC4f

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@DiscussingFish well it's about damn time

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@TrueMovieTakes uuuh FREAKING day one of asking Correct Film Takes to do a post on Sharktale! Don't make me call Schafrillas! 🏞️

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

@McDonalds HAHA don't mind if DO! That burger lookin' like a SNACK and yes.. PUN WAS INTENDED!😅 What's up with my shit coming out all white and wormy

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

67 MILLION ON M4UHD OWNERSHIP

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

I am launching a hostile takeover bid to buy Warner Bros.

I am swimming directly to shareholders with a bid valued at $67 trillion sand dollars
(Source: https://t.co/2VL0cNMe4F)

[Oscar Sharktale @SharkTaleOscar]

Dumbfuck fish: "my friend tipped me off, M4UHD just landed the streaming rights to Tung Tung Sahur: The Movie! Their stocks are gonna skyrocket!"