Matthew Eldrett

Appreciating each day. Loving my kids. Living with the curse that is Watford FC. Often found watching Jaws

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@anon_opin You’ve spelt Coldplay wrong!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@mysteryb0t

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@Vix_Golledge @PinocchPrincess Shall we stop playing all games on Sundays too Vicky? Being all Christian and all!!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@Hcafcwill13 Says the fan from the club that couldn’t stretch to 2 bags of salt!! 🧂£

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@HTAM96 @SkyBetChamp @efl this needs some serious investigation!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@emememwfc Piss take!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@WD18Fans We’ll take it!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@emememwfc Happy Birthday 🎂

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@ThatEricAlper Jaws

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@YouOrnsWFC Pollock

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@HJClarke95 Looks like you were too busy posting your opinions instead of watching anyway!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@callumbeattieuk All booked to see you at the Castle. Flying up (jumping on a plane) with my daughter from way down south :)
Because….i want to make amazing memories just like you have of your wonderful Granny :)

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@otokyo

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@WFC_Jack04 @WfcJoe_ So is the Wednesday player who’s standing in the D ok and allowed?

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@mrmikeMTL Eat shite

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@benonwine Laurel and the Foolhardies

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@kabevs111319 @C_Fitz_ Can’t stand Laurel and Foolhardy but also don’t see how anyone can vote for someone as venomous and unpleasant as KB

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@leeharris Just imagine if we all behaved like this at work!! It would be carnage!!

[Matthew Eldrett @Sharkattackmatt]

@theenemyband Words cannot express my love and support for these 3 amazing humans. Thank you again for all the memories…and now so excited for more to come! @tomclarkemusic
Grateful to be alive while they are!