Tim Beckerling

[Tim Beckerling @Sharkdog22]

Hi, Virtually daily accidents on the Corner of Eastwood Road and Jan Smuts Avenue in Dunkeld West, JHB. In the last 2 days a car has gone through the neighbours wall and a motorcyclist down this afternoon. Needs a traffic light urgently. Please help. @MyJRA #JHBtraffic

[Giant Buddha @Giant_Buddha]

Happiness is real, believe in it, embrace it, love it.

[Tim Beckerling @Sharkdog22]

@Sethrogen more like packing away a sleeping bag.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

My dog Mary has literally no idea how much she's embarrassing herself when she fucks my neck pillow

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Tired of the weird looks I get whenever I pronounce the “t” in Christmas.

[Giant Buddha @Giant_Buddha]

If your main goal is to make sure everyone likes & approves of you, you risk sacrificing your uniqueness & therefore your excellence. ~Anon

[Giant Buddha @Giant_Buddha]

Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be. ~Sonia Ricotti

[Peter Grosz @petergrosz]

This whole Bill Cosby situation is a classic "He said/ she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said"

[Tim Beckerling @Sharkdog22]

Doppelgängbanger: A porn star who looks exactly like someone either intentionally or by mistake.

[SA Creative Circle @CCreativeCircle]

1st FILM: Nando’s ‘Blue Light Brigade’ @metropolitanrep @NandosSA #CCawards #August

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Halloween 2014: Wednesday Addams

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Well, the phrase “going viral” suddenly seems less cool.

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

Rossi has longest GP winning career & is 10th oldest rider to win a premier class GP
http://t.co/Ud6ZbJkajW #MotoGP

[Tim Beckerling @Sharkdog22]

@zanu_pf hahahahahahaha!

[Giant Buddha @Giant_Buddha]

"�What you are is what you have been. What you�ll be is what you do now."" ~Buddha"

[Tim Beckerling @Sharkdog22]

@ValeYellow46 @calloalbanese looking super on it this weekend. GO 46!