Noah Bills

christian boy disaster and yeah, my dads a pastor

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i have no trust for crosswalk buttons, gotta press em at least three times for me to feel like it’s gonna work

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citrus scented cleaners are top tier dont @ me

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@jplatanosfritos i’m ready to post you on that day

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biggest cheat of adulthood is having your own place but the homies don’t wanna spend the night anymore

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@erik_novelo imma tell them i know a guy who’s been 5 years old for 16 years

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the anxiety of teachers asking us to say something interesting about ourselves as if i were an interesting individual

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@NoHoesGavin i’m a big homie what’s up

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@jplatanosfritos delete this

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next red ribbon week im handing out these bad boys to anyone that promises to not do drugs

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competitive salary is a really fun way of saying “minimum wage just like everyone else”

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@heartshapdsoul damn covid even has blinker fluid prices up 😔

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i guess the indicator is dead for all these people crossing multiple lanes with no signal

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@Edy_LG too many actors named chris man

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chris pratt, chris evans and chris hemsworth are in EVERYTHING nowadays i want more diversity /:

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when i own a home i’m having halloween decor up year round idc about no hoa

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thinking about that time in middle school when 4’11” me got asked on the street if i had a lighter.

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my siblings and I talk about each others mom as if we didn’t all come out of the same woman

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psychology class is like “these experiments were incredibly morally wrong and would never happen today ):< but look at all these cool things we learned from it ((:”

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missing my goblin dog rn

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the power of reaching out is underrated, go check on your homies i’m sure they appreciate it