Zombie Diver Woody

Proud father, SCUBA Hero, BBQ Junkie

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@AnthemBCBS hey so I have Essential Tremor and it’s affecting my entire life and apparently your Doctor Who is certified an internal medicine, knows more about neurology in mind neurologist, who is a professor at UConn. Tell him I said thanks. You’re ruining my life/career.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@FrontierCare my bag is missing. Confirmation number RBJPFW. there is a firearm in the bag!

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@UniversalPics Bring back the monster movies.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

Did you take my breath away or is that just shortness of breath?

#socialdistancingpickuplines

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

Want to spend the rest of our lives together? Both weeks?

#socialdistancingpickuplines
#livelikewoody

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@LibertyTravel on your website you have the “must try” food of Ireland as corned beef. That’s an American meal. You should change it to bangers and mash or Shepard’s pie.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@eBay the fact that you are allowing this is disgraceful. #profitsoverpeople

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

#demdebate how will you protect our family from a global pandemic

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@laalex2 You’re an awful person. God doesn’t want women to be subservient to men.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

The moment you’ve been waiting for! I’ve touched on it before but I’m making it Facebook/Instagram official. My friends Mark, Woody, (possibly Brad) and I will be entering the greatest road trip ever devised: The… https://t.co/JQqtV5CwQ9

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@SandbagLTD please help. The notification for the BNL presale showed up on my banner as I was typing and my presale code disappeared.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@barenakedladies guys a notification just arrived and disappeared. I have no idea what my presale code is. Please help me. I downloaded the app and I only have 45 minutes!!!

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@realDonaldTrump A massive 200 Billion Dollar Wall, built around the Mexican Border to protect it from immigrants, is a costly, foolish & environmentally unfriendly idea that, when needed, probably won’t work anyway. It will also look terrible. Sorry, you’ll just have to get your mops & bucket

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

What is @JonnyYKim going to do next? My money says firefighter for a few years then he’ll drop an album. #americanheroes

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@lisamhwilliams I can’t find the real #austin29 do you know his mom?

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@TiffanyHaddish Good for you! Way to deliver a message. #Oscars2020 #oscars

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@smoothd1964 @DakotaFuqua1997 So Eddie Murphy is a white supremacist too?

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@TheodoreHollow8 @notimeforthis24 @DakotaFuqua1997 Are you guys really that upset by this? It is the circle game. Didn’t you ever play it?

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@imp3 @10Plus20Birdy @CNN There is no punishment the court could give that would be worse than what he feels.

[Zombie Diver Woody @Sharkiteuthis]

@CNN Good. Let’s try the new cruelty law. If the people who did this read this post...you are a piece of shit. Your parents were bad too because they raised you to think it’s ok.