BrokenEyes&Lungs

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[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

Changing the World begins at the microscopic level, fight for love. fight for justice. fight.

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@erastourticks PLEASE SOMEONE I WAS WAITLISTED

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@erastourticks It’s telling me I’m not verified when I am????

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@sayIorrrr How much?

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@erastourticks @EmpowerField Manifesting!

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Why does so much of my flirting involve the knowledge of state capitals?

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Twice.

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The feminine urge to move across the country

[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

Drunk me can answer “omg I love that actor, what were they in?”

[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

Me, sober: I think I could be asexual
Me, drunk: I would like a man

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

The “straight A’s, all honors kids” to “flailing broke adults” pipeline is astounding

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@GrittyNHL @jacobjloser @LastWeekTonight

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STATES ARE PASSING BILLS TO SLASH PROTESTOR RIGHTS AND FURTHERING PROTECT LAW ENFORCEMENT IN RESPONSE TO BLM
What the actual fuck

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Damn my parents really wanted me to be funny with all that trauma

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With all this innovation you’d think we’d learn to board planes FROM THE BACK

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“Wow I love this, I’m gonna put it in my office” my mom says surprised, about something she specifically asked for to put in her office

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

I don't care that you're at your desk for 40 hours a week or from 9-5 or M-F or whatever. I care that you get your work done. Do it in whatever schedule you see fit. I don't know why this is still scandalous to most bosses.

[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

Every. Damn. Day. But I can’t find a waffle iron anywhere 😩

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

does your heart ever just go:

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ Waffles ♡
♡ 🧇 ♡
♡ ♡
♡ ♡
♡

[BrokenEyes&Lungs @SharknadoExpert]

Legally Blonde was my feminist awakening