Be Californian: Play hockey

🇺🇸 veteran with no followers. I do not represent my employers. Swiped right on my spouse for the abs, married him for the 🧠

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

“After a couple of years off” is how @ESPN__hockey refers to Dubé. Effing gross. And then to have to hear @AJMleczko have to pick it up after that sentence. Ugh.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

I would be zero percent surprised to learn the guy who’s at the center of this #ASUHockey death isn’t even a green beret. Has anyone seen service records? He seems like a support dude or someone who failed the Q course.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

@catbtoffoli Such a good dude. We’re so glad you’re both part of the Sharks org.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

My seven year old, under her breath, “fucking glass slappers”.

[jos :) @joscelynven]

Before anything else he’s a hater ❤️

[Randy Hahn @sharkvoice]

@bagpipeu He says he fought both Tkachuk's, pregame.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Trouba you liberal fighting king. I love me a non-pacifist (I also love pacifists, see Wennberg, A.)

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Wotherspoon you better stay away from little Smitty. #weremember

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

I’m taking pictures of Randy and Drew on my tv again and all is right with the world. Hockey is back! #turnitallteal

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Also, sending a request up to my Sharks voices and faces. I understand there are names that have to be said when calling games but can we refrain from complimenting anyone who was in that room? Just say he made a save and move on.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Yes Misa! #turnitallteal

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Hockey is back! #turnitallteal

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Bless the twitter tweeters creeping to did the good in our guys. Need the reminder today.

[John Klingberg @johnklingberg]

Mot sexuella övergrepp !
#inteensamaldrigglömd

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

@TVPC_music @Real_Max_Miller @SharksJosh95 Nah. My wedding theme was fun must be always because of Hertl. But he can go to he 🏒 🏒 for happily playing in Vegas and with the rapist and scumbag Howden.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

You know people say things about Alan but a) he was nice to my kid and b) he’s never done whatever that was that PK just did during intermission. Leave Ice Cube out of it PK we’re begging you.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Love the crowd taking over the Canadian anthem in Edmonton.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

I care more about evil men losing than our draft pick. Sue me 🤷‍♀️

Q is a bad guy.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Also I want to root for Ullmark because he seems like a good dude and a good example but I cannot root for Braeden so…

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Let me tell you something. I’m not leaving a tied in overtime playoff game. If I’m privileged enough to go to playoff hockey I’m privileged enough for PTO or ranked enough to call my boss and tell them I’ll take the next holiday staff duty.

[Be Californian: Play hockey @SharksFan1991]

Let kids be kids. And don’t post them doing their kid things if they’re not your kids.

Yes. That video.