Sharla May

Nothing makes me happier than seeing your smile

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

We need a 50 cent Chris Tucker ticket to vote for those boys get stuff done

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Fun game I like to play with myself is “forget the charger” where I let me phone get to 3% then panic as if I didn’t know #highcortisol

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

I aim to be less wrong today than I was yesterday

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

I might be a witch but oooo Jesus been saying thing about you

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Having an uncomfortable moment of optimism…anybody else feeling that?

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

I’ve never seen someone be so aggressively mid

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

My salad smells like farts…does that mean it’s healthy or bad?

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Despite my best efforts I continue to be invited to social activities…starting to think I’m the problem

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

New favorite underrated animated feature length film #dcleagueofsuperpets

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

@HopeHoward Where did you get this picture of me!?!

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Ugh, people and their dogs! And by people I mean me, and by dogs I also mean me

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Don’t ask for honesty today cuz I will

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

@HopeHoward The kitchen made me do it defense #classic

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Whatever it is, don’t!

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

This weather is so hot and cold lately I’m considering dating it

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

@HopeHoward Just go back to bed and try again tomorrow

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

My daily cardio is driving with anxiety

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

I don’t often, but when I do I try

[Sharla May @Sharla_May]

Incipient verbal diarrhea … sadly we all know someone with undiagnosed #IVD spread awareness, and tell your loved ones. #caringissharing