Sharon Stone's Ego

The secret to eternal beauty is Dove...'s blood.

[Ꭺhm🐉 @Ahm76]

god damn this soothsayin-ass fortune-tellin-ass meme

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

I bet Anthony Wiener is running in New York because he loves the way Manhattans go down.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Were any of you aware that the GOT plot was spoiled when I read a book?! This is why chewing scenery is safer. I only read crap scripts now.

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

50-year-old dude driving a Nissan cube rolls by bumping Ace of Bass with the windows down. I wanna party with that guy.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

@Filmdrunk I did the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct for them, but when I uncrossed my legs a cloud of dust came out.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

I guess we should avoid suspicious boxes and packages. So no tranny hookers for you!

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Time to wax. I'm seriously 50 shades of grey down there.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

I hate the Doug Days of Summer. Stupid Doug runs through my sprinklers.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Damn it is late, but I cant sleep. Can I hire someone to do it for me?

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Also, you wouldn't look great all the time if you had to simulate sex with Michael Douglas. Look at Catherine Zeta Jones.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

About those pictures of me with no makeup. Of course I look bad, do you know how hard it is to find a virgin so I can bathe in their blood?

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

So many followers, so little lube.

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

It is only a small dildo closet!

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Fired another housekeeper. Is it that hard to arrange the dildos in order of size?

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Last day!!!! RT http://t.co/psz5mTRX

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This is for a great cause, guys! One of my fans http://t.co/psz5mTRX

[Sharon Stone's Ego @SharonAStone]

Happy Pi day? Did you all know you are spelling it wrong? I am so ashamed.

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Will filling out these brackets help me get laid? I am asking for science, of course.