Sharon Bialek

I wish my phone would stop ringing

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

EAT ME!!!!! - MT @bob_owens_blog: I don't know if Sharon Bialek is telling the truth or lying. She needs to ditch the white trash hairstyle.

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh - @michellemalkin

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

I asked Gloria to get me exposed on TV and she gets me on freakin @PiersMorgan - Thanks for nothing, Allred! - Might as well be on @Current

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Yes, it is true, I am connected to David Axelrod - SO SUE ME!!!

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Hint, no chance it's CBS - RT @maggiepolitico: Allred says Bialek has been confirmed for two of the morning TV shows tomorrow.

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Man, you people hate using names - RT @washtimes: Accuser says Cain groped her in car http://t.co/j0uxffXX

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Hey NYT douchebags, would it kill you to use my name - RT @nytimes: The Caucus: Accuser Details Lewd Behavior by Cain http://t.co/jE3Lu0Pq

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

I do have a name, you pricks - RT @PoliticalTicker: BREAKING: Cain accuser says candidate groped her in 1997 http://t.co/xuCULV4w

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Oh @southrngirl77, I will. Cut. A. Bitch.

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

BTW, I am more of a Mitt Romney girl - RAOW

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

I TOLD YOU that the Tea Partiers are worse than the Occupiers - PERVS!!!!!!

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

We're now taking bids for my exclusive first one-on-one interview. Don't even pick up the phone if it's under $1 million (yes, you, Extra).

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Why does everyone laugh at Gloria Allred? Is she funny or something? I'm the freakin star here.

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

I wish this prick behind me would smile

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Soundtracking: "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Does anyone know what "MILF Hunters" is and why they are offering me money?

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

I am so super psyched that @TMZ is here!!!!! Love you, @HarveyLevinTMZ!!!!!!

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

The "stimulus package" line was my idea.

[Sharon Bialek @SharonBialek]

Hey @THEHermanCain: Kiss my ass! It's on, bitch!