la Prez Santa Gaber

Prez Fo Lyfe of The University OF Toledo, repping the Glass city, kicking Lloyd Jacobs to the curb. #LaPrezForAmerica

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

6 years of beating BG means everyone in the entire university has to do 6 shots of whatever is nearby the Prez has spoken

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

@ToledoChasers I'll be as presidential as possible, pls I miss hanging out with @NotJasonCandle

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

.@ToledoChasers if you let me back in I'll let you set up a portable club on the football field during games

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Went to steak and shake to eat, ended up having to take 2 finals on steakburgers and the history of shakes wtf is going on with this campus

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

#makeexamsyourbitchagain2017 #MEYBA2017 wow that's really close to "maybe"

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

I already got kicked out of the new steak and shake twice, hopefully the new chick fil a will be more lenient to my "harmless" Prez fun

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

I've scattered Easter eggs around campus for the students to find with surprises inside
Hint: there's beer in them

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Just got back from winter break, wassup bitchez

[nobody @heycep]

It's Gaber. Sic 'em @SharonGaberNot https://t.co/PTX83niI3n

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

You almost caught these hands https://t.co/4iRVmQGWaB

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

When BG's Prez visits to drop off the monthly sacrifice of her finest pantsuits

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Update: Santa didn't deliver. Therefore, I'll be releasing a statement congratulating 2016 for being the worst year of the century so far

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

I asked Santa for UT to get an insomnia cookies on campus that fat old bitch better deliver this year

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

An original UT folk hero. Inspirational. https://t.co/khXKckdEwx

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Wait what do you mean a bunch more of my goons graduated you guys aren't supposed to leave me

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

.@taylor_lamb11 @AppState_FB your teeth are ugly, I'm sure Toledo defense could straighten those out for you.

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Trend I've noticed: football Players from Appalachian state have gross teeth #GoRockets

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

Hey .@bgsu when is your bowl game I can't seem to find it on the schedule

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

APPALACHIAN IS NOT A STATE #CamelliaBowl #GoRockets #PantlessInMontgomery

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

I may have bet some of the locals that the Rockets will put 69 points on the board & win... I may used all of next year's budget... #GameDay

[la Prez Santa Gaber @SharonGaberNot]

I know finals have been rough on you kids that are still stuck at UT so I've spoken to the board and they've agreed to try to cancel winter