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@AmazonHelp @JeffBezos please stop the blur. This is terrible.

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Prime video broadcast fucking sucks. Feel like I’m watching on my TI-84 Plus calculator. #TNFonPrime #TexasInstruments

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Megaphone rivalry is back

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Holy fuck, Lions win. Classic almost loss after 21pt lead. #OnePride

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Tet Macmillan when I have USD on him:

[betr @betr]

Ja’Marr Chase when I bet my hard-earned money on him

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Michigan rushing the field against a MAC team. Such a sorry program #SHRINK

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

In front of the all-time great Cubs, who were standing side-by-side in the same box at Wrigley, Pete Crow-Armstrong launches three home runs...no doubt blasts...en route to an MVP-level season.

"Sammy did say I was going to hit three today," Pete said after the game.

He did.

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College football x2, Tour Championship, Lions Preseason quad box. #Back

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Cream team #MVPETE

[ben johnson lover @calebwi18iams]

Me liking every PCA MVP tweet

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 59

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3 more weeks #Expand

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Enzo, please never leave Chelsea 🙏#WC2026

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Electric #LittleBoyFromRosario 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨🇦🇷 ARGENTINA COMEBACK IN 13 MINS AND FLY TO WORLD CUP QUARTER FINALS!

Egypt with a game for the history books and a beautiful World Cup campaign. 👏🏼🇪🇬

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

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Freese, WHAT WAS THAT?