Sharp Kaz

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm usually the last person to bed and get lumbered with hanging out the washing as people "forget" it's in the machine. I always use the lovely wooden hangers for my clothes and the terrible cheap plastic hangers for theirs if they have upset me. So up yours you bumholes

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

On a school trip to Paris, I got "lost". What really happened is that I wandered off on purpose to explore the city on my own without the group of babbling idiots who came with me. With the dozens of cop cars & two helicopters, the cops found me eventually. Spoilsports.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I started a rumour that the vicar who came in to teach Christian Education didn't have a soul. It made it onto to agenda of the PTA meeting and the minutes showed that he asserted that he did have a soul. Religious schools are really peculiar.

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

Wish @Mix926official football commentary used the correct names, it's Gary Bowyer not LEE!!

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

@burtonalbionfc should it really take 27 minutes to be served two bottles of pop? Ridiculous #sortitout

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

@BTCC Would always take my racing buddy @didster400 and he'd love to see the @btcc @Oulton_Park

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

Unacceptable @EON_SE_en putting up direct debits when account is in credit, done in anticipation of rises in October, making sure their fat cats aren't out of pocket. Gone up by £30 a month, only able to reduce this by 10% totally unacceptable! @MartinSLewis @MoneySavingExp

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

@icelandrichard why are prices varying so much on items from one store to another that are barely 1 mile apart? Offers in one store and not the other??

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

@GandysLondon @gandys @ThatFranTelford

[Gandys @GandysLondon]

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[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Booing and racially abusing the fine young men that play for our country and have given us so much pleasure and joy over the last month is not being an @england fan. That goes for the pathetic fighting at the ground too. It’s a minority but it’s a loud one and it’s embarrassing.

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

When you've just watched the bin man kick an empty drinks can under your hedge whilst emptying the bins, defeating the object there @DerbyCC #moretrainingrequired

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

Won't be shopping @Morrisons again in a while, majority of tills closed and queueing down aisles.
Diesel pumps now apparantly have a "kickback valve" taking over 10mins to put £20 in, as I said I'll be going elsewhere.

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

True and effective����

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

True and effective����

[Wesley “FIVE-JABS” Mallin @wesleymallin]

PSA: Just because you don't have to have an MOT done for a while doesn't mean your tyres aren't wearing.

If you're still driving to the shops or to work you still need to be able to stop.

Check your tyres, before the police do.

[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

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[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

Does the new thicker recipe @MullerLight mean that the chocolate sprinkles have all but disappeared? #chocolatemissing

[BARC @OfficialBARCHQ]

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[Sharp Kaz @SharpKaz40]

You can find me running a Slimming World group every:-
🌟Thursday 9:15am
Roe Farm Community Centre, Chaddesden.
🌟Thursday 5:30pm & 7:30pm
Lees Brook School, Chaddesden.
🌟Saturday 8:30am
The Old School, Spondon.

[Slimming World @SlimmingWorld]

Mix up your menu, enjoy Food Optimising favourites and help us celebrate 50 years of food with the delicious dishes found in our new #SWGoldenRecipes cookbook. Pick up a copy for free when you commit to 12 weeks of #weightloss at #SlimmingWorld. 😋