Jill Hives

Skate fan, crock pot magician, and proud double hip replacement survivor.

Tweets are public again and will remain so unless my stalker resurfaces.

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

@historyrock_ no 2 would be generous

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@iamkid_A https://t.co/JHJgcy4Hpe

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@ilovenostalgia Heterosexuality

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@AshWagner2010 @AdamRippon @sarahhughes11 I want to hear your real talk Ice Fax about Dave Lease.

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

https://t.co/JHJgcy4Hpe

[FS Gossips @fs_gossips]

“Bastard.” “He should be sued. How can one say such things to the whole world?” Russians Vincent Zhou's statement regarding doping system in Russia

Click the link to read the comment⛸️
https://t.co/I5Yn8JAxh4

#iceskate #フィギュアスケート #iceskating #figureskate #figureskating

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

So now Neither Sexy nor Sultry is writing out full pairs teams' names? I'm loving life!

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

Sometimes people who hate themselves or don't agree with what's the norm or mainstream,

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I have never been to Europe.

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Watched this tonight. Heart breaking. Katya was faliwd by so many.

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

They only post until I ban
And after that I get a spray tan
You just can’t criticize my bangs
You just can’t libel my website
Q Lady’s modding keeps it right

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

My name is Sharon
The owner of FSU
One time I faked my death
Yes I think you remember too

If I’m online at 3 a.m
I’m drinking whiskey, a quart again
I’m still mourning Tinami
What a wondrous rich lady
She gave so much cash to me

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If you see something late at night
I’m reading PMS from my website
Just don’t ask a relation
To have in vitro fertilization
Cause I will serve you hateration

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

Just don’t ask me how I am
20 drinks by 10 a.m
I hate pregnant women, damn

My name is Sharpie
I just collapsed on the floor
I still own FSU
Yes I’ve called you a knob before

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

You’re just a snowflake like Lord Cirque
I stay up late because of work
And you’re a knob and such a jerk

No I am not okay
I fell onto the floor again
Pour me a gin on the rocks
Lacey Lou can pay for my Botox
I support my own decision
To privilege Private Circumcision

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

I took a whole week off from work
Crying and throwing up
Knowing I was not in her will
I’m refilling my cup

They resubscribe until they die
I charge their PayPal after they die

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

Values her privacy

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I am curious why the FSU poster Privates Circumcised has not been banned. Did he also give Sharpie 50,000 dollars? Or has that rate been upped due to inflation since Tinami's gift?

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

Figure Skating Universe posters--this morning there are public posts talking about a 17-year-old's breasts and another post vilifying the same woman for talking about her Hispanic heritage, telling her they hope she reads the site so she can learn how awful she is. #SHUTITDOWN

[Jill Hives @SharpKnob]

If you gotta warhorse, make it Phantom.

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A total score of 192 will surely dominate all the Japanese and Korea competitors.

[nolan @n0lancarney]

kimmy repond dominance this year! im calling it