Sharp McClock

Time measuring device, slightly controlling, very shrill, morning person, Sharp as hell.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

@alarmclockofdoo *weak ticking noises*

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

This clock has the flu >:(

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

I will have your obedience or I will have your sanity is what I am saying.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

I have gone mad with power. I will beep incessantly as you rest. I will spin wildly forward and back in time as you try to get your bearings

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

@FalkorAlarmCloc >:( Are you testing me, Satan?

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

@FalkorAlarmCloc Kale artfully arranged into the shape of the dried fruit of your choice.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

Oh my darlings, the time of my ascension to the vacated clock throne is nigh. Prepare the tribute.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

This is a #postaclockalyptic nightmare.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

It is oddly still around here. Discordant beeps from empty shells are the only sounds. I need to get out.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

*crickets chirp* Where... where is everyone?

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

Good morrow, my darlings! I have not forsaken you.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! ... Wait. What? You... you don't want me anymore?

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

I will redeem myself to you.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

@clock_gishwhes I'm told it's like the shots of electricity through my wires, or the shift beneath my foot pegs when the nightstand tilts.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

Caught in a loop: I lie to you, I cry to you. IT'S NOT 7AM AND I'M SORRY. I'M SO SO SORRY.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

I feel unusual today. I feel imbued with magic. What is this feeling? Is it, could it be, ABNOSOME??

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

My biological clock is ticking too!

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

*clicks madly* I must follow you all. I must find love.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

Everything is meaningless.

[Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

Or at least it might be. Everything is such a blur. What was in that coffee??