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Poem
“Intelligent Design”

Eating a Rainier cherry I think
Maybe God is indeed real.
I google Rainier cherry and find
It was created in 1952 by a man
Named Harold Fogle
At Washington State University.
Another source says 1972.
I don’t know what to believe.

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@DickDarden Arkansas & Missouri Railroad, car 107 “The Explorer”. Teeny tiny room. A rotund person would have trouble fitting. Louder than the rest of the car, can really feel the wobble. Mixed feelings about the tour guide and the toilet, unfortunately leaving unrated X/10

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@DickDarden Webbers Falls Museum, Webbers Falls, OK. Bathroom in a storage closet in the back of the museum. An experience. 10/10. Donated $10 to the museum as well

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@DickDarden Arkansas Council for the Blind thrift store, Springdale, AR. Best part: it’s clear some volunteer has been smokin cigs in here for years. Smells like a bowling alley. 100s of cigs. Just the bathroom, shop smells fine. Worst part: turning on the broken faucet. 7.2/10

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain - Pavement (1994)

From the March 1978 issue of National Geographic.

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@DickDarden Missing nothing!

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@HarveytheHaint Well, I’m still pretty sure that’s my uncle

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@HarveytheHaint Where is this? That particular Santa might be my uncle

[AR Democrat-Gazette @ArkansasOnline]

Photo of the $19,029.25 lectern purchased by the Sanders administration in June. The expense was reimbursed by the Republican Party of Arkansas, according to records. #arpx #Arkansas #ARNews

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@rip_patsquatch 25 haha

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@skynyrd_fan Why is New Day Rising not with the other Hüsker Dü tapes?

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@rip_patsquatch @ufosorwhatever Define “survived”

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@skynyrd_fan Sick. Very serendipitous to see the tweet as it had already crossed my mind

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@skynyrd_fan Can we do this in the Stu?

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@DickDarden Closest I can give you is Manhattan

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@henryhankry I’m excitably engaging with migration season. Crossing my fingers for a scarlet tanager!

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@henryhankry I saw a rose-breasted grosbeak at my house today!

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@BackwoodGoat @jyrenb It ends today, I’m not gonna make it :(

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@BackwoodGoat @jyrenb Wait a minute, did you get this from the Shiloh Museum book sale? I can just get The Flags of Civil War Arkansas for myself

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@BackwoodGoat @jyrenb “We Always Lie to Strangers” pops up at Dickson Street now and again but I had to pay $40 for my copy

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@rip_patsquatch @nezumi_ningen Pretty sure it’s a hoax, unfortunately