A friend of mine called me panicking last month because his girlfriend of three years suddenly packed a bag and went to stay at her sister’s. He swears up and down they didn’t have a fight, no one cheated, and everything was fine. We all thought he was hiding something. Then, he asks me to come over so we could have a chat. I get to his apartment, and the place looks normal, but there’s this weird, faint sweet smell in the hallway....
Every time I feel suicidal, I think about a man who’s short, bald, can’t grow a beard, and has a tiny dick. Suddenly, life doesn’t seem so bad anymore. 😭💀
Nobody talks about how difficult it is to wake up buana. Unaset alarm usiku ukiwa umesema vile utaamka mapema lakini ikilia kidogo ndiye huyo wewe ukijaribu kuisilence na kusnooze. Mlisema hakuna shortcut ingine ispokuwa kuwork hard?
Mpesa inasoma grades za mpoa za highschool lakini anadai pesa ya nails na nywele. Walai hapa nayo itabidi tu mnidinyie juu siezi afford hiyo pesa mimi.