Le Sigh

Kindness Matters #foreverrawr #imissthedamndonkey

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

I am sorry but you seem like someone that has missed some belt loops on the pants of life.

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

What’s the equation of Lululemon pieces worn to time spent in a gym?

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

No, I haven't been exercising. It's just the meat sweats.

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

@The_GetawayGirl I am so sorry for your loss❤️

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

You changed your name to Hazel and were angry I didn’t know that meant you were identifying as a man now🤦🏻‍♀️

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

My dad just said “you don’t pay attention, you pay the price.”

He is watching the weather channel.

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Had a sex dream last night. I wasn't in it. Seemed so real.

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dad’s out there!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

All I know is, if you ever bury a Furby, for the love of God bury it deeper than I did.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I'm only tolerant until I'm not.

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

Can sex substitute for a bonus cardio workout?

[K R I E G @bitchkrieg]

*seductively places bladder leak pads in shopping cart*

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

@eTHEgoddess Work only

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

@LuvPug 🤣

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

All this technology and we're still shitting into a bowl full of water?

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

There are people you can look at and just know they really need a slap.