Matt

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

It’s always the same thing. “They shove it down our throats”. “They shove it up our ass” Like the 2 things straight men fear the most LMAO

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@KATVNews Is he transgender?

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@TheGeneral_0 @KamalaHarris “There’s the door.”

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

Welcome wagon:
Echo one:

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@DannyDeVito I regret zooming but respect your decision.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@OTD_in_WWE Bro is playing the long game hard.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

Rest. In. Peace.

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

Doc Hudson has passed away.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@Mythical

[WrestlingWorldCC @WrestlingWCC]

Batista shares a throwback photo of his younger self

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

The feeling of when your youngest kid graduates high school.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A townhouse under construction collapsed as a storm hit Houston, Texas, on May 17.

In this footage taken from across the street, the wooden framing of a structure collapses into a pile of rubble.
https://t.co/tPGKSIEuEC

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

Whale, I reckon it might rain. After whall.

[Ashton The Stormchaser @AshtonHenryWX]

Huh…why the shape tho

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

Don’t turn your back on the Wolfpack

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

“WWE is now discussing for this new Bloodline to be headed with The Rock as the “Tribal Chief” leader of this family and heel group which will include Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and more yet to be revealed.

Roman Reigns and The USO’s will reunite setting the stage for the ultimate Bloodline World War.”

- @SliceWrestling

UNREAL.

#ThankYouRoman #Smackdown

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@firstwefeast @ConanOBrien There’s nothing here that I couldn’t eat like cool whip on a hot summer day! 😂😂😂

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s easy to think A.I. will take over until you see a Roomba get stuck on a bath mat.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@stevecovino Hey bro! Be cool to hear Blind by Korn tonight! Digging King Nothing right now

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

The Simp-sons……….

[Scott Iblings @ScottIblings]

@Rainmaker1973 Diffusion, like how much light diffuses and doesn’t return to the viewer?

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

I’m so glad the great John Ritter was brought back by Mike Birbiglia. @birbigs

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@BubbaBrown1987 @13NVESTR13 @sxdoc People are kinda stupid sometimes.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

Half Arnold, Half Lemonade

[Leezus @NotMikeLeeAgain]

Mfer it’s an Arnold Palmer stop making up shit

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@loyalist1855 @hogfanpatriot @KATVNews It’s obvious by the backwards flag that he misspelled.

[Matt @SharpieCrayon]

@KATVNews He looked at her like when you see a toddler that’s covered in bubble gum.