the sOup

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Sittin at the dive bar after Japan and just wow. Feels good to be back with the cowboys, but I sure do miss the salarymen

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Fuck this world.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wise words

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

@vueling absolutely horrible airline. I have submitted a claim and expect compensation, full refund, coverage for our other flight that we had to book and coverage for transportation and meals.

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

@vueling disgusting of you to cancel our flight 20 minutes before boarding and then have us wait in line for 2 hours only to be told the next flight open you can offer is TWO days later with no reason for the flight cancellation. Had to rebook another flight for crazy $$

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

I will not explain nor apologize

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

2025 will be MY year

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Can’t believe 2024 has come and gone

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

She’s a 10 but will go insane if she doesn’t spend 6 hours with herself alone

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

I single handedly foreshadowed Chipotles downfall this year

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Man @ChipotleTweets has gone downhill so bad

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

What’s up my fuckers

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Woke up to complete silence … power outage

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Nice mod @elonmusk @Tesla

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Shit talking about people in my head at the mall 😎

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Since corporate chipotle doesn’t care I’ll share this haiku:

Enter chipotle
No chicken or rice again
Leave the store and cry

@ChipotleTweets

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Man @ChipotleTweets has gone downhill so bad

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Marie Antoinette would have loved the strawberry fizz flume

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

Grimes math ain’t mathin tonight

[KJ3 @kennypfft]

Elon scrambling grimes decks with the starlink satellites

[the sOup @SharpieLa]

I miss my Pompuri plushie