Martypants

One Mouth, Two Ears

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@GBNEWS Housing Market Crash on the horizon

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Does this woke movement realise that they are trivialising and normalising crime?

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@GBNEWS So, we want a Britain where only irresponsible people can afford to have children.

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@GBNEWS Where can we find what’s wrong with Britain? Is it in the land of Non-Jobs, Annual Increments, Nepotism, Gold Plated Final Salary Pensions, Diversity Obsession, Grace & Favour Homes & Quotas?

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@GBNEWS Unlicensed + untested + unregistered + uninsured + unaccountable = unsafe roads. Lycra clad hobby making UK roads even more dangerous.

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@GBNEWS When cyclists ignore these rules, thank goodness they have registration plates so they can be prosecuted, insurance to pay for any accidents they cause and licenses to endorse. Oh, wait a minute. . . . . .

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@GBNEWS Customers renting a battery until it reaches the end of its life. Replacement battery cost similar to 2nd hand car value. Can't see how the economic work in the long run? That's before you get into the origins of Lithium, the disposal issues with expired batteries. Eco disaster?

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Ally McCoist saying before the shootout he just felt Ramsdale would be better even though he hadn't seen either face penalties 😆

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There's no need for this at all, Arsenal. None.

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Palmer does look like he's going to be quite the player.

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This movie is so fucking boring.

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I'm so excited football is back

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Arsenal told of €40m release clause for 21yo #Arsenal https://t.co/Yc3d0soxui

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"The club that's just won the Premier League stands accused, by the Premier League, of breaking its rules"

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

The UK media:

Honest English manager Frankie Lampard just ‘unlucky’ at Everton, failing once again. But just an unlucky guy.

Angry foreign manager Mikel Arteta top of the league with the youngest squad in the league, but runs around too much on the touchline. Horrible man.

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MCCABE WITH A STUNNERRRRR!!! It's 2-1!!!

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Offside, no penalty, yellow rescinded?

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@DailyCannon Is there any point penalising City, unless the authorities pursue similar allegations at "other European Clubs"?

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Mahrez has just done Spurs by himself there