dingus khan

the artist formerly known as shart angus

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

I was watching Planet Earth 2 but I hadn’t seen the first one so I’m completely lost. What the fuck is a bird?

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

joe biden and robert de niro emailing me is 1000x worse than apple putting a U2 album on my phone

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

brb stealing a hellcat

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

rich baby daddy gang

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

just saw matty b raps at the atlanta airport. its nice to be back in a city with some culture.

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

“portable bork machine”

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

“back in my day you could buy a fake ID for just one bitcoin”

“sure grandpa let’s get you to bed”

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

down so bad i just wished a bitch a happy veterans day

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

im willing to bet that taylor swift has never cum from sex

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

sko rams fuk watchu heard

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

trump has a mugshot. melania posed nude in playboy. i don’t care what you say. i think that’s pretty cool.

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

chill mike tyson highlights to study to

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

shoenice walked so that stevewilldoit could run

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

accusing civil war reenactors of stolen valor

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

*writes “mob’s greatest hits” on a frank sinatra cd i bought*

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

probably won’t use it but i can flip it for a profit

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

@WessonTay @bedstuymike718 @nojumper now try the crack method

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

@nojumper the only damage will be me on these chicken fingers in about 10 minutes @anytizers

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

@JamesCageWhite james please fuck my wife

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

the pillsbury doughboy died for you

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

@Big_Scotti hopefully next year paula dean will be on the cover

[dingus khan @ShartAngus]

martha stewart is an inspiration to society’s most marginalized group; old sluts.