Raising boys like:
Mom, can I go see my girlfriend?
- No
Why not??
- Chores before Whores.
MOM!
- Cutting grass before getting ass.
Why are you like this??
- Dishes before bitches.
i keep forgetting that iโm not a stay at home mom with a rich husband who can afford my shopping habits & i keep swiping my card like who do i think i am