Shasta

Hold on let me find my glasses...

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WELL HOT DAMN

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@Nikkiepie @LolOverruled Where does this phrase come from??? I’ve never heard it but I love it

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If you drive a white car and lost a hubcap today in St.Louis county, it’s on 270 in the construction zone between the 170 and 70 exits. You’ll know where it is because I left skidmarks. #losthubcap #finaldestination

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The algorithm knows what it’s doing.

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@stanzipotenza I had laser ablation on my brain for a tumor an honestly it was pretty chill. I am proudly pro-lobotomy. 😂

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@dreaminhofyou Yes just now and I hate it

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@MSStrongDem Tiktok mimicry.

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@RottenInDenmark This has the same energy as “I like my girls natural, no makeup”

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Cancer update: chemo kinda sucks and the only time I get hungry is midnight and the only thing that even sounds palatable is bagels. The BRAT diet is now:
Buttered bagels,
Raw bagels,
Apricot jam bagels,
Toasted bagels with cream cheese

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@JamesGunn

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@JamesGunn Straight up Grinch bullshit.

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These bitches got me in a mood.

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Watching the blown away holiday special and we can’t wait to see John Moran win this one too.

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@BDSixsmith Metformin 😂

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Probably THE SPICIEST EVER #loreolympus just fuckin dropped and I am TRAPPED IN A FAMILY FUN ARCADE COMPLEX, SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS AND CHILDREN.

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@JohnBooty My AIM, Gaia, Livejournal crew going strongggg

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I have always hated this place. It was my Make-A-Wish to see it go down in flames.

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@JohnBooty @Lord_BullGod Tangentially what about forklift certifications? (Nevermind the blue whale heart)

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Wouldn’t it be grand if we got a blue check emoji and just verified ourselves.