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Doctor Who makes me ugly cry. Craft beer FINALLY pays my bills. My cat is cooler than both of us, and I have dog that can't catch... he rules my world.

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@Chelsea__Rose @CivilAxeHSV COME TO MEEEEE

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Inadvertently gave a gorgeous stranger my mothers cell phone number last night. Please send good vibes that she doesn’t have better game than me. 🤞🏼

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Also, please register to vote. And for all of my AL women, vote no on amendment 2. Regardless of your stance on the issue, no one should have zero say on what happens to their own body.

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Day one: mildly successful date.

Day two: good morning text with mildly boastful/cavalier video attachments of Jane Roe recanting rape statement.

I express no joy in false allegations.

Day four, until forever it seems: “PRAISE MOLOCH AND GOOD LUCK DYING ON YOUR HILL.”

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This is my love story with modern dating.

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@AmyTheFrone So not just me? I swear he promised I was being unreasonable.

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@Chelsea__Rose Check your DMs darling 😉

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@Wasted_Talent19 @Rockies @Cubs Chicago or bust, my friend. See you in like 12hrs!

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I’m terrible with this phone thing, so I have doubts... but do I have any friends left in Chicago? I have a crazy @Rockies fan friend forcing me to be all up in Wrigley tonight to watch our @Cubs fight for the NL wild-card.

ROADTRIP TO WRIGLEY!!!

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@theCHI74 @Rockies @Cubs I just got super lucky on timing of off days. I’ll throw a few back for you!

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@Chelsea__Rose Self aware doesn’t diminish the struggle, sugar. Believe in that big heart of yours, because I sure do. ❤️

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@KolbyEatWorld Struggle is all relative. And empathy should hopefully be a baseline for anyone you consider a friend, despite and because of your own personal struggles.

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@Chelsea__Rose Willing to host you here anytime. It’s still obnoxiously summer here... complete with a pool and a cat/dog that know no personal boundaries. Expect cuddles. Plus they like friends, bring your babies, we’ll build them a cat room.

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Weddings are hardest on the bridesmaids. #prayforangela

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@ESPNNBA @SportsCenter How quickly did we forget @Arike_O ? She’s my QUEEN of clutch.

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@GayJalltheway Puke in the tampon box, because subtle and unnoticed in the moment... but life changing during clean-up.

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@McCody So many hearts hang heavy today.

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If the ones who you love and that mean the most to you are close enough to hug and tell everyday... don’t skip a single time/moment. It’s a rare luxury, and such a unique and fleeting gift. 💕

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@the_HUT_2 Three dogs and an @adanooope in one place? I’d give it ten minutes before y’all sent me packing. 😂

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@ksnedegar @damndannydorito He still has a crush on Jackie, and that’s #relationshipgoals 💘