William “The Solver” Shatner

Ex Olympic Skier | Pasta Expert | Bird Watching Enthusiast | Knower of things

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

my ducks: in a row
my eggs: in a basket
my bigger fish: fried

Cheers.

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Drinking at a bar on a Monday #washed

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Been distracted recently. Too busy shit posting on my burner LinkedIn #MarketManipulation

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Pissed so hard it had laminar flow #frying

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Holy fucckkk

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Might be a chicken tenders and YouTube kinda night #Afghanistan

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Damn maybe I just need to switch myself down

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

FBI most wanted? Federal bag inspectors… want… me? #upington

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Stay with me now @MELANIATRUMP

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Cigarette and a wank @POTUS

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

en mi habitación arrancando mi moto @FamousMilker420

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Twitter is my canvas and the shot ski is my brush. #peace and #love

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Only real crackers owned a Kinect sensor #LANKING through my pants rn

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Fucking dumbass waitress didn’t split the bill. Now all the fellas doing math at the table #dumbwhore #frowning

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

@kevLuvUlongTime Dear kev,

Forever onward and upward

With dominance
Willy Shat

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Gonna use my degree to engineer a cannon to shoot all the fat bitches into the sun #ASME #fatshame

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Gotta find a job

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

I got a homie named after a vape. What a time to be alive #everexpanding

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

Love all the boys. I’m just a cracker that likes to #LANK

[William “The Solver” Shatner @ShatnerWilliam8]

3 way with the brown and green m&m… stay with me now @mmschocolate