ShattSplatt

[Dope thrills @essa_muse]

Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it.

Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time.

The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment.

Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later.

This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done.

Never seen chaos this fun

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most American I‘ve ever felt🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Over 500 rocket landings now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legendarily based 🦾

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This actually happened

[Lane Kendall @lanedeankendall]

America is at war with Iran.

The Ayatollah is dead.

Did Trump betray his voters, or is this a foreign policy master stroke?

[Evelyn Janeidy @JaneidyEve]

SpaceX Starbase participated in the city of Brownsville's Charro Days parade tonight! Cool @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@cybertruck Texas

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 All my X’s live in Texas 🎶

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

This is why Democrats are panicking about immigration enforcement.

The Electoral College baseline favors Republicans, census math is shifting EVs to red states, and Democrats are losing voter registration ground.

Remove illegal immigration from the equation and the math gets brutal fast.

[SteveAustinWI @SteveAustinWI]

I didn’t really want to watch this video but finally viewed it all just now. We really need to require our liberal friends and relatives to view it. It’s so terrible.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge between 1485-1487

This is how it works

[Capt Kyle @CaptKylePatriot]

Elon just reposted this with over 5 million views so far.

Waking up the masses🙌

@CaptKylePatriot

[Old Row Guns Up 🌵 @OldRowGunsUp]

GIVE HIM THE HEISMAN

[Dustin 🌵 @Dustin3095]

In a world full of Claudia’s, be an Emma Rodriguez

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

“The nicest human beings on the face of the earth” 🌎🇺🇸 @TexasTechFB

#nonstop #Lubbock