Hate how "wanna sleep together" is like a code for sex like no I just wanna sleep in bed with someone please it's nice I don't wanna fuck I wanna sleep I'm tired
You need to go to that Sea World interview soaking wet. They need to hear your squelching feet before you even enter their office. You need to walk in there draped in seaweed with a starfish on your head. You need to say "My whole life I've dreamed of being killed by an orca"