I’d like to extend a very heartfelt ‘FUCK YOU’ to all of @AirCanada, especially their baggage service dept. You’re an entire company of rude assholes that literally give no shits. I can’t wait to never fly your dumpster fire of an airline & to tell everyone I know not to either.
If any doctors or scientists see this, it would be really cool if someone could figure out a way to supplement all of my blood for gin. I just want to be a piney boi! #PineyBoi#GinBlood
I go to Europe and the Queen dies. I come to Southern California and @blink182 gets back together and announces a World Tour. You're welcome, world! See ya in Austin!! #IMCOMING