PapaGoon

Daddy to a fresh baby gooshum.. lord help me

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Recognizing your parents shortcomings is a traumatic event.. makes parenting feel like walking on eggshells

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Idk when and idk where but I’ll be trying this sometime https://t.co/LtJxkuDDGX via @YouTube

[PapaGoon @ShaunOfTheDad]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose

[PapaGoon @ShaunOfTheDad]

Bro I’m so low.. imma teach my daughter the best part of a QT hotzi is the melted cheese stuck to the paper…

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Night 1: I’ve learned you can never trust a fart.. especially one from a baby. I’ve also learned that little one likes to poop immediately after getting her diaper changed 🙃

[nostalgia hub @IL0VEthe80s]

On this day, 38 years ago on 25 May 1983 ‘Return of the Jedi’ was first released.
#StarWars

[PapaGoon @ShaunOfTheDad]

Happy birthday Parker!! Shoutout to my beautiful girlfriend, she handled pregnancy like a beast and kicked labors ass!! Now the real fun starts..

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I thought 4inches was big... that ain’t shit compared to 10centimeters

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https://t.co/gCICB7dkJg just a bop

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Pre Goon dad: Three men and a baby has offered plenty.. play odds when the little one begins to cry

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Day one, pre dad: momma is very mad.. don’t take the easy play and make the gaming transition easy.. babies love Sony..#ps5