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30•Dogs welcome, people tolerated•

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I think that’s a little more than “shady” bruh

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My legs are also going to hate me tomorrow for bench pressing 160lbs so if you see me waddling around, mind your business😅

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Everytime I’m leaving the gym in the morning before work, I always get complimented on my jeans so idk who needs to hear this, stop sleeping on American eagle clearance jeans

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I had a guy on fb ask me a date (I didn’t respond, no answer is an answer?) than he just proceeded to ask me the same question on insta instead.

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Celena tells me we’re having a “tamed” night but comes over with more 12 drinks??

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I have a guy in my insta dm’s from highschool trying to shoot his shot like cool whatever, thanks but no thank you BUT THIS MORNING AT 7AM HE SENDS ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PICTURE ALONG WITH SOME SELFIES AS IF ITS CASUAL

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I think one of my red flags is that I think I can fix anything with dollar store paint

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I’m just saying there’s no better than waking up beside your dog(s) instead of a man

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*does a home workout* *wonders if it’s acceptable to have ice cream before 9am right after*

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Just a girl who loves sunshine and bikinis

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Update: I broke out in hives cause I was so nervous lmao

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As someone who has extreme social anxiety, I’ve gone to the gym twice this week by myself 🥹

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The fact that I get to see Bailey Zimmerman in 26 days with my bff is the highlight of my life rn

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I just had to chase my sisters dog around our backyard because he had a baby bunny in his mouth, and to say the least I am traumatized

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One of the neighbour kids just yelled “UGGGGHHH” at the top of their lungs, and you know what? Same brother.

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This is not tanning weather

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If you can’t be happy in a Honda, you might as well cry in a Lamborghini

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@MaeGooTh No one is laughing, just crying inside

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NOTHING IS FUNNY ABOUT HITTING YOUR FUNNY BONE

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I will never share my location with a man but my best friends? Absolutely

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Yesterday I had my sunroom open, today I put my heated seats back on