Shauna Neal

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http://t.co/8f24WdECrH Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest.

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I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV. http://t.co/JP7aZTfDj2

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http://t.co/7skClp3kQj It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened.

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http://t.co/jpD9gq7k5Z Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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http://t.co/fgrR70B2wH Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/7cLD6KksAG The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/9cI6RZ6X Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name.

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http://t.co/yEY5BgwS Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch.

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who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet http://t.co/CO04SPLF

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The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote. http://t.co/B71bMFJQ

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Text your friends but leave voicemails for your enemies. http://t.co/8LmTwEjG

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http://t.co/n1lHyBu1 I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs

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How long will judge perry let the jury deliberate before calling it a day n going into tuesday?

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I vote guilty of first degree

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Yahoo story claims Casey Anthony pregnant!? Says she told inmate she's 3 wks late?

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I guess less than 10 hrs to deliberate

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Go with light blue or light green!