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Penalty to Rangers.

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My dad when mum brings a chocolate bar home from the shop

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Man you really can't beat a pub poop

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@rduncan39 The last of his kind 😂

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Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

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Tattie fucking waffles

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Mum thought that the higher the rotten tomato score the shitter the film was and she's not been watching good movies for years hahahahahah

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@ronnietoogs @DylanMcDonnell9 Both valid answers

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Something about watching my cat attacking a way bigger cat in the garden that makes me proud

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Reckon this trial is gonna be a nill nill

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Jade was crying her eyes out when we got home last night thinking the cat had gone missing but she'd just accidentally locked her in a cupboard hahahahah

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Out for a meal and me and dad were gonna go halves on pudding but I "here comes the airplaned" him and now he won't eat it 😂

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No chance my old man's just said we're leaving to a waiter cause they don't have red tins at the lerwick hotel 😂😂😂

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@healywilliamson @rickygervais Hope he stubs his toe

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@rickygervais what happens to us when we die Ricky?

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Doing a home blood test and instead of swinging my arm then pricking my finger I pricked my finger then swung my arm and now the living room looks like there's been a murder 🤦

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Don't think my mate likes the new cod

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Go for a pint of milk and end up in Afghanistan

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This week on Shetland

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@healywilliamson @ThomasGrant13 It's been a hit or miss lately I'll give him that 😂