S.I.R.Lowson

Fortune Favours The Brave...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@adidas ... from what I can tell your staff are to incoherent to just take my address, walk into a factory, pick up 5 washers and send them

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@adidas ... they are literally smaller than pennies, I wouldn’t get this problem with @IKEAUK, you could send them in an envelope but...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@adidas ... they are telling me that no one can simply walk into your ‘fully automated’ factory and pick up 5 washers and send them to me...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@adidas your customer service is a joke!! I bought an Item and it’s missing 5 tiny little spring washers due to a packing error...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@Treyarch how the fuck did I just get kicked out of a local game?!! Can you tell me what ‘error command - not received’ means??

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@StarbucksUK ridiculous that ur shops can run out coconut milk especially on a Monday morning, wouldn’t happen with your shitty cows milk!!

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@O2 I think you should take a stand and ban ticket resales, just tried to get the streets tickets and touts have sold it out already...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@_joshbrooks @RobdaBank Must have mental issues...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@RobdaBank hay should go down before the rain!! might work a little better instead of putting it down half way through the last day...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@BBCR1 the non-icingers are the same people that don't take sugar in their TEA!! Can't trust those sorts of people...

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@BBCR1 a cupcake without icing is a MUFFIN!!!! Icing is the best thing ever invented!!

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@BBCR1 why the fuck do you always cut songs short?!? 😡#muggymills

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@ZoeConway90 😍😍😍 it looks so happy!!

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio P/O monster munch, irn but, cadburys choc bar

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

Why are mechanics so fucking miserable?!

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@sainsburys why does your sweet potato falafel have milk in?! I ate 2 before reading the ingredients out of curiosity absolutely pointless😡

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

@piersmorgan please take over the Jeremy Kyle show

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

michelle_lewin's video https://t.co/68LiDstTlV best video ever 😂👌🏼

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

The government causes these traffic jams!! If you look to your left: cunts, if you look to your right: Cunts!! Cunt #EverythingIsAConspiracy

[S.I.R.Lowson @Shaunn1cus]

Well that was fucking cunt o'clock on the roads home 🖕🖕them cunts that take 3 hours to turn a corner!! #JustDoTheTing!! #MassiveCunts