Shaunna Michelle 💋

Best served with coffee and a dash of sarcasm.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Boobs don't want bras, they want hands.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Some people are just losers, and that's all there is to it.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Ain't no sunshine when I'm gone bitch.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I'm about 1 more bad day away from just becoming Frank Gallagher.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Arguing with me is pointless. The grass is blue for me as long as it irritates you.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

"People you may know" and it's someone I would push off a cliff.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

If someone disrespects my friend, I make it my life mission to become their biggest hater.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I just know my best friend will choose food over me. I know that rat well.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I had the most friends when I was the worst version of myself.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I laugh to avoid reacting the way I want to.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I don't overshare, I just speak too honestly sometimes.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Why do I rewind the show, then pick my phone back up and miss the same part again.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

It scares me when you stay up really late, like 3am, and you hear a car go down the road like, where are you going?

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

If I accidentally like something, I will unlike it....
I don't care if you saw it.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

"Wyd." I'm losing my mind. Leave me alone.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Yeah, you're cute, but can you handle my overthinking.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Trying to teach me a lesson, you gon fuck around and learn one.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

My own attitude stresses me out sometimes. I be mad at me for being mad.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

Getting fucked to sleep every night by the love of your life is what you deserve tbh.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I'll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

[Shaunna Michelle 💋 @ShaunnaM1992]

"You should get out more,"

No thanks, I've seen enough.