This man is a walking hazard. One drink in, and he broke the laws of physics, few more drinks and he immediately became a threat to society(One drink = one felony) This guy is a living proof that some people should come with a warning label.HE DRANK , HE CONQUERED !!!!
We knew how to run up the score board on da suckas( we were known for pushing the kids off the monkey bars and the fastest kids during recess ) ... We don't smile to show we got stitched lips .