Brigadier Pratap

Parody account.. Jab zindagi credit pe chal rahi ho, to vastawikta thodi dhundali ho jati hai..

[Brigadier Pratap @ShauryaWale]

@AMISHDEVGAN Gullu k bacche 20 saal baad: Mummy jab desh ki halat kharab thi tab Papa kya kr rahe the?

Mummy: Beta wo Laal Singh Chaddha boycott krwa rahe the..

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Modi invented Insolvency and Bankruptcy Code in 2016 exactly for making money out of loan write-offs. Arun Shourie exposed this several years ago.

They'll write off 99.97% of the loan and take money from the promoter who will buy back the business cleverly using their relatives. Here gives an clear example of how it is done.

Make no mistake @narendramodi, has institutionalized corruption in this country. It took British 200 years to loot this country and he is doing it in record time.

[kunal @kyonaall]

UK political party Indian political party😭

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is Kyrgyzstan , world’s 125th largest economy which Modi is visiting.

Look at the roads, the air quality, the lane discipline, the 0 pothole movement, the side walks.

Now compare it with the capital or any city of world’s 6th largest economy and Vishwaguru and you will realise how badly we have been scammed by our politicians and babus.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Kaam gaali galoz karne ka hai, lekin acting aise kar rahe hain jaise azaad hind fauj banayi ho 😭

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

The REAL Mood Of The Nation is clear.

-Unemployment.
-Education sector reforms.
-Corruption.
-Election Commission rigging.
-Judicial accountability.
-Media control.

This is what the young generation wants answers on.

No amount of rigged surveys to show “everything’s not that bad” and “popular support for one leader” is going to fix these. India has changed. We the young are asking why we were cheated. Jawab do!

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Indian People entering 2047 on the night of December 31st, 2046

[Riskiest_Poison.1 @Vodka_Cyanide]

I want to settle my 92 Lacs home loan by 3565 Rs. someone please explain the procedure

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

NCLT - “नेता-कंपनी लूट ट्रिब्यूनल”

किसान 50 हज़ार न चुकाए तो ज़मीन नीलाम हो जाती है। Salaried एक EMI न भर पाएं तो घर पर बैंक के गुंडे पहुंच जाते हैं। गरीब छात्रों को तो शिक्षा तक के लिए लोन नहीं मिलता।

मगर, चुनिंदा "मित्रों" के लिए बैंक का पैसा निजी संपत्ति है - कितना भी निकालो, जो मर्ज़ी चुकाओ।

मोदी सरकार ने देश में दो व्यवस्थाएं बना रखी हैं - एक चंद अरबपतियों के लिए, दूसरी बाक़ी सबके लिए।

[Abhisar Sharma @abhisar_sharma]

12 साल सत्ता में. फिर भी समर्थक इतने frustrated. इतने जहरीले. इसे अपवाद मत समझिए. जब 24 घंटे आप मीडिया में जहर देखते हैं...तो ऐसा ही नागरिक निकलता . औरत चिल्लाते हुए बीजेपी की धौंस भी दे रही है!

[Sumit Behal @sumitkbehal]

Subhash Chandra just settled ₹22,000 crore debt with a ₹6.5 crore payment and you’re still worried about your CIBIL score

[Ajit Anjum @ajitanjum]

ZEE टीवी के मालिक सुभाष चंद्रा में 'सुरख़ाब के पर' लगे हैं क्या भाई?
कर्ज था 22006 करोड़ का , चुकाया 6.5 करोड़ और कर्जमुक्त मुक्त हो गए ?
यानि कुल कर्ज का सिर्फ 0.03 फ़ीसदी चुकाकर फ्री हो गए ?
इसी देश में लाख - दो लाख के बकाये पर बैंक वाले रिकवरी एजेंट भेज देते हैं . कुर्की का ऑर्डर ले आते हैं और लाला जी पर ऐसी मेहरबानी?
NCLT में बैठे लोगों ने किसके कहने पर ये किया ?

[Brigadier Pratap @ShauryaWale]

Unreal clown show. I don’t think we had a more vision less and incompetent government ever than this one.

[Srivatsa @srivatsayb]

Name : Bansuri
Category : AndhBhakt
Job : Rahul, Rahul, Rahul
Task : Link everything to Vande Mataram

[Gaurav Sinha @Gaurav_Sinha98]

They live and we survive.

[#YeThikKarkeDikhao @YTKDIndia]

Once you step outside India, you realise just how badly our politicians and babus have robbed this country of 80 years of progress.

[Neta Ji @AapGhumaKeLeL0]

The ABSOLUTE FRAUD that’s been pulled on this country…

Needs to be studied!

[Brigadier Pratap @ShauryaWale]

@abhiandniyu @AzraATweets Sit down clown.. you ain’t doing shit..

[Umashankar Singh उमाशंकर सिंह @umashankarsingh]

“अगर किसी पर आंच आती है तो हम सब इकट्ठे होंगे…”

ओ भाई साब… ये लोग तो NATO Charter Article 5 तक invoke किए बैठे हैं!

शाहजहांपुर में निगम की ‘कमाई’ को बराबर बांटने की शपथ -दैनिक भास्कर की रिपोर्ट

[Brigadier Pratap @ShauryaWale]

@choga_don Ye sasure Indians ki entry ban karwa ke hi manenge har jagah

[Rohit Parulekar @RohitP_liberty]

When Modi reign ends, people are going to find hard to believe that a couple of uneducated thugs fooled the whole country into blind submission for a decade and half.

Almost unreal.