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[Awesome Valve Facts @ValveFactsOF]

"Dad, can I mod a Fallout game?"

[Master @MasterTes]

This Space Jam rollout is crazy

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

this girl is in my car

[Brantly Scott Keiek @BrantlyWx]

👀 While many residents were preparing for Hurricane #Sally on Monday, a quick check of the Biloxi Lighthouse camera shows someone was taking a little joyride...

[Friggan @CaptFriggan]

If Twitter was an actual place, WTFFFFFFF

[danawhite @danawhite]

Idk who made this bit this shit is FUNNY!!! @TheNotoriousMMA

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

This one is for anyone in isolation.

Try enjoy! #ChinaIsAsshoe

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

Cmon man this should be a time of togetherness not abuse. Leave that team alone younger looking me.

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Only @YoelRomeroMMA could be this terrifying and inspirational at the same time 😨 #UFC248 (via @Phil_Sports)

[kash 🤺 @kashmma]

Lady came in talkin bout her radiator was broke... bitch you got a wild animal in yo bumper 😂😂😂

[RT @RT_com]

Russian taxi driver gives no chance to #coronavirus

[Jetset JB @Agent_00Six]

When the mechanic calls and says it’s the transmission and not the starter

[Chintan Buch @chintanjbuch]

Sometimes we are in wrong profession and we don't know 🤣🤣
#WednesdayMotivation

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

“I have been chosen. Farewell my friends.”

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

They���re outraged at Louie for making school shooting jokes... They said that topic is off limits for comedy...

There is no topic off limits for comedy. There are only FUNNY jokes and UNFUNNY jokes. Here’s a funny one...