Shaw

Religion, Judaism, Tottenham Hostpur
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Teaching

[Shaw @ShawD91]

Thought I'd introduce the 4 year olds to the world cup with a convenient tea time goal fest

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If they added the Kosher Kingdom covid jingle to the Yom Kippur machzor (original here https://t.co/Z7pSlPQepE):

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@JackPittBrooke Are you sure England are still alive?

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Reading back my draft for the charity teachers' rap battle, I fear that I have put myself at a disadvantage, allowing my main influences to become Dr Seuss and Julia Donaldson

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It took me a while to realise that the non-Jewish equivalent of "on one leg" is "in a nutshell;" but now I have, I'm unstoppable.

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Yesterday, as I walked to Kinloss hashkama, a man shouted "free, free palestine" at me from his car, and I instinctively passed my lulav to my left hand so that as he drove off he could have a clear view in his rear view mirror of the obscene gesture performed with my right hand.

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@adamboxer1 Always got time for a shva nah / shva nach poll on here

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Knowledge is your insightful dvar Torah about Chad Gadya. Wisdom is not sharing it and letting everyone go to bed already.

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@emteess I don't know - is that a common one there?

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This morning I enjoyed hearing a man in a kosher bakery abbreviating cappuccino to "kapo" - he ordered two

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In another example of accidental theology, I explained to year 9 that the prefix in transubstantiation is the same as in transcendent, as well as other words they know like transport, transact, transparent, translucent. Now one of them has described God as "translucent". 🤷

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Yesterday I was devastated to learn that my children were looking to appoint a "new dad". Fortunately, I was later informed that I have been chosen for the position and I look forward to starting this new chapter after serving the notice period in my current role (original dad).

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@adamboxer1 We have some of these https://t.co/0lmNmcUNvZ

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@JonathanSeitler Some are stringent in this way

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Since it is customary for them to eat lavish food on Christmas, in order to distance oneself from idolatry, it is proper to eat chopped herring on a salted cracker for each meal taken before sunset.

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@MBDscience Tival? All good

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It's 2064. I'm a few minutes late to shabbos mincha. I slide along the pew and whisper to a man who has had to tolerate this joke for many years, "did you hear about Sinwar?" He gamely chuckles and says, yes, they announced it, good news. I smile. Still got it.

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@MBDscience Ranting from home

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

Let’s state what should be obvious about the resentment of asylum seekers living in hotels - that this is a product of past government’s total failure to process claims and that successful applicants want nothing more than to work for their living.

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@adamboxer1 Including, like, at home?