Guttershark

Chill out FED BOI it's all satire I swear

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Chuds don't have "depression" they have the occasional recognition of their own reality that they've allowed to manifest

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I am haunted by the fact I went to Australia, saw a tiny ultra blue starfish, immediately picked up, and then actively watched it extend its little suckers and attach to my hand. Never once considering the possibility that it could have been dangerous. Idiot.

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The frequency in which people ask me "why don't you just ask chatgtp?" Is driving me to insanity

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All furries are porn addicts without exception

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If I sneeze and you don't say "bless you" you are going on the list

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Do you try so hard in life to gain and find happiness or to escape sadness

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How you dirty and a pirate? You on a boat, where the dirt even come from?
-Brooklyn

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"There's no sacrifice greater than someone elses"
-a penguin

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Maybe the reason all second borns are so messed up is because the first born would never shut up long enough to let them take a nap

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@Ravenismeee

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I wish I was a vampire for the sole purpose of sitting in a giant spooky mansion and playing the organ 24/7

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Sometimes just the THOUGHT that are are unironic "Griffith did nothing wrong" believers gets me unbelievably angry and I gotta calm myself down

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Ngl Lana del rey is low-kirk top 3 most influential artists of my life

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The fact that invisible fire exists dominates a lot of my daily thinking

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"10 foot killer whale with a 6 foot fin"

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Nothing in life hits quite like recommending someone to watch something and they actually watch it

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@TheTrueVanguard You ever hoop with a alien, the abominable snowman and a lava man?

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So as of January all #WWE content of the last 60+ YEARS is being taken off peacock. Where is it going? NOWHERE THEYRE JUST GETTING RID OF IT. Being a fan of wwe is the most punishing and awful Fandom to be apart of they actively hate you