Shaw Sande

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@StacieGerbyo Yes. And it shouldn't take 20 years to do it either.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@Susu_jpg That's probably all it would take to fix any of us really.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@BrutalPulse And if they had tased her, people would be in the comment section talking about how they only use the taser instead of a gun cus racism.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@VladTheInflator There's a gorgeous white Chevy Tahoe for sale across the street from my work and I think it would be perfect to buy it and then go drive around Minneapolis.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@scary_susu I hope so, just showed everyone at work lol.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@KillaMinga I was about to ask if this was some sort of filter.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@Prettigilo You cut the scene where after he saves her she says she has a boyfriend.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@fjokk68372981 I'd show him how we do it in Arizona. He would immediately regret having left Minnesota.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@NewsZonex24 We used to say "sucks to be stupid". Now it's FAFO. We need to remove warning labels and let the stupidity issue just solve itself.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@TRHLofficial This is like when the Arabs were killing the people trying to vaccinate kids for polio and such. First time they shot at me if I was a lineman, I'd be leaving that city in the dark for months.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Holy shit.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@CircusSSCaine This reminds me of the phrase "ride it like you stole it", for multiple reasons.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@LukaLev Fours acting like they're nines it's crazy

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@HazelAppleyard What's funny is her calling him gay when he was fine with not getting her sounded a lot like back when guys used to call women lesbians when they couldn't get their phone number.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@ShegunTweets I haven't watched the show but I know the premise behind it and I feel that it would be fairly likely that someone in his shoes would just remove the problem instead of give half of his money to the problem.

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@Excellentsalvic Twitter's pretty forgiving but I don't think it would let me post what I feel should be done to this kid lol

[Shaw Sande @ShawSande69]

@its_The_Dr Hypotheticals like this make me wonder hypothetically how much a backhoe costs.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

I’m not sure who made this.

But it rocks.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

I am susceptible to this kind of propaganda.

I am the target audience.

This was made for me. 😂