pockets outta shape

Occupation: Flusher

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Beach Golden Ratio is 1:3*

Digging hole : not having to play with your kids because they playing independently in the hole

*must reach water table

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People behind the wings on airlines (20-36) love to pull your headrest so hard getting into their seats.

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@4golfonline Cantlay

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@TronCarterNLU why do announcers mention Chesson Hadley’s finger snap thing – which is objectively terrible – like its a famous mannerism in golf. Gangly 30yo acting like a 00s teen. Cringey.

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@chadmumm “Smell it”
“I’m not gonna smell it”

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@AmandaGolf59 Cancel Christ Mas

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Happy to report that @paulwallbaby remained in my Spotify year wrapped top 5 a record 18th straight year.

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Futbol fans, why is the default on an end line kick to blast it as far downfield as possible? Turns it into a 50/50 ball. Isn’t it more advantageous to tap in and control with your backs?

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@draapaah @BarstoolPhilly Mamula Runyan Fraley Thrash

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@kyle_emig Having to watch Castellanos for 4 more years is TOUGH

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When you’re 35 sometimes your visions will go blurry or your hearing will be different

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If you’re from Whales you’ve not contemplated a band other than Oasis since the 90’s.

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You and adult male wearing a green long sleeve shirt under a red shirt sleeve shirt.

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@draapaah @NewRockstars Deuce Bigelow European Gigalo, Apollo 11

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Ate so much BBQ last week I can’t feel my collarbones anymore.

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@LukeKerrDineen Plays a high school hook

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@BitcoinMagazine Bitcoin people are sick! This axis is flawless.

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Can’t even look at yourself in the mirror @saladworks . What have you become…

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@shanebacon Watson Cink not even debatable

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@DPWorldTour Haotong trying to make a living and this kid taking food off his table. I feel sick! Who’s his dad know; where’s he work? What’s he have on Martin Slumbers and the tour to cheat his kid into the weekend?!