Shawn Eni

The guy behind @TheMossadIL.
Commentary, Israel, media, Jewish advocacy, creator stuff, and occasional non-classified dad jokes.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

I’m Shawn Eni, the guy behind @TheMossadIL.

That account is staying in character: satire, fake operations, and absurd Mossad nonsense.

This one is where I’ll post as myself: commentary, Israel, media criticism, Jewish advocacy, creator thoughts, and maybe the occasional sick guitar solo.

If you followed the Mossad account and want the person behind it, then... hi.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

Oh I'm sorry, did I upset some of you?

https://t.co/sbF7w5aQmE

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

Prediction:

Gazans will never rebuild Gaza.
They will keep it as it is for the next 80 years and purposely live in a shithole rather than build a functioning entity, just to make the Zionists look bad.

Why would we expect anything else from a society that sees no problem with dismantling a proper drainage and sewage system to build rockets, and then complain about the rain.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@Mish_K_ I called you nice.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@Kalshi Step 1: have billions of dollars.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@Awesome_Jew_ Made me clean my room and do my homework.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@johncusack You CAN'T be this stupid. No it's not possible.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

Made me clean my room and do my homework.

[Awesome Jew @Awesome_Jew_]

To those hating all Jews!
Please name me ONE bad thing a Jew has PERSONALLY done to you.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@NoContextBrits My appetite.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

My appetite.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What’s missing?

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

In Israel it's a flashlight.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

What colour a black eye is in each country

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

Only in Gaza can one freeze to death in t-shirt weather.

[Hala 🍉M. @Hala2mahmoud]

BREAKING: A child has just died in Gaza from the severe cold.
His blood froze in his veins inside a tent.
Winter in Gaza is not cold. It is death.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@Mish_K_ I tipped her extra for that.

[Mish @Mish_K_]

Two South Africans and a Canadian walk into a bar…

@DocumentIsrael @TheMossadIL

[IsraelTech @IsraelTech]

Today Yoel sat down with @ShawnEni, the creator behind @TheMossadIL, the hugely popular satire account that pokes fun at antisemites who blame everything on the Mossad and the Jews.

The conversation was full of laughter, jokes, and plenty of mockery aimed at people who see a Mossad plot behind every headline. It was one of our most fun recordings yet, and a reminder that humor can be a powerful way to push back against hate.

Full conversation coming soon.

Hosted by @YoelTIsrael

[Yoel Israel @YoelTIsrael]

Just wrapped up an interview with @ShawnEni who leads @TheMossadIL massive satire account.

Lots of laughter in this conversation. We unpack all the Jew-hatrers rediculous conspiracy theories in this hilarious episode for @IsraelTech

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Murdered @HilzFuld's brother.
Murdered @yudapearl's son.
Murdered @arnoldroth's daughter.
Stabbed @TalHartuv 30 times and murdered her best friend.
Murdered @MicahAvni’s father.
Murdered @MandellSherri’s son.
Murdered @BringHershHome’s son.
Murdered @FrimetRoth’s daughter.
Kidnapped @EliSharabi7 and murdered his family
Kidnapped @RomBraslavski, starved him, and forced him to dig his own grave.
Kidnapped @ArgamaniNoa
Kidnapped @enavezangauker’s son

Keep going?

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

Israel survives because it's the only country that still has a purpose.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

It was his first Mossad meeting.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@SethDillon Hold on I wanna know more about Zelda.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

@RCMPAlberta I love First Nation names. 🤪

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