Shawn Quigley

What you really deserve in this life is what you're willing to work hard to get.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

"Expect the Prius of Socialism upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate..."

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@MiniMartTalk Worth a shot! $100 is $100.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@itsJeffTiedrich # of rounds per golf over time for the last 5 presidents would make a very illuminating graph

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@RobinhoodApp Opened an account last night, @Vanguard_Group made it really easy to xfer it out this morning. Good luck with the IPO when it never happens.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

If you haven't seen Nanette, you simply must. It's glorious, funny, and heartrending all at once.

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"I wrote a comedy show that did not respect the punchline, that line where comedians are expected and trusted to pull their punches and turn them into tickles. I did not stop. I punched through that line into the metaphorical guts of my audience." https://t.co/ahpW03hgNz

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@MatthewASeibert @Devious_Muppet @ChrisFairfield @Geekphoria1 I volunteer as tribute :)

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

Coming soon! Check it out if you like uber-talented nerds doing things!

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

Beginning of a long thread about how @PODS dropped the ball, and stepped on it, and popped it, then laughed about it, then was sick on their own shoes, and fell over. The ball was last seen in a Turkish prison, having a continued bad time.

[Amanda B @LittlestGiant_]

Yesterday, my @PODS delivery driver said he couldn't do it but I could "reschedule". My account was flat-out canceled. The PODS computers have been down for a 1.5 days and I can't get help or answers. NOW I'M CONVINCED I'VE ACTUALLY DIED AND AM STUCK IN A HELLISH PURGATORY.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@Geekphoria1 @PODS Hey @PODS - how about you stop sucking so much and handle your business?

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow So if we don't get a confirmation email on a contest are we not entered? I entered 3 but only got 1 conf.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

#SideshowSpooktacular2018 kicks off with the first giveaway of the season, Sideshow's exclusive SOLD OUT General Grievous Sixth Scale Figure! #SleepIsForTheWeak #StarWars #GeneralGrievous https://t.co/XQLI70obSt

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@SpeakerRyan Wow, what's it like to have liquid hypocrisy jetting from every pore and orifice? Asking for a friend (and all humanity).

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@1_Rowdy_Racer @wilw *too

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

Hangin' with villainous scum #LikeABossk! https://t.co/9lGJnRZxFn

[Sideshow Collectibles @collectsideshow]

Hey! Tell us what you do #LikeABossk for your chance to win a 1:6 Bossk! Closes 6pm PT on 10/31/17 - https://t.co/vmOwkQhrEC

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow Hangin' with villainous scum #LikeABossk

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow #SpookySideshow - rocking my 'moji shirt for the office-appropriate celebration!

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow #sideshowFJ
Ch Ch Ch
No sexytimes, ever
Ha Ha Ha
#sideshowspooktacular2017

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow #funnydroid We have clearance, Clarence; Roger, Roger; What's our vector, Victor?

Awful, just awful.

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

I've always wanted a good BLARP out of an astromech. #R2Q5Boop

[Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley]

@collectsideshow #AntManFlavors - chocolate peanut butter, always and forever!