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If I'm not highly favored by God, why am I built like Shrek?

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laying low until "No Scrubs" ends so I can go ask for a water at the bar

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

We made the right person famous

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Ki55 from a ro5e

[Gucci @guccithealien]

Name one DeadMau5 song go

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"Text me when you get home safe<3" now look at my old/dumb azz actually waiting. I'm late for work

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My Therapist: "Are the bills in the room with us right now?"

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@NadjiaFoxx Im not woke at all, the joke is buns tho 🤙

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They better not play with me today

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@erenfromtargets Idc, idc,idc, comedy just peaked

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Tried to find that relatable video of the kid saying "I like fat girls" and my algorithm is nuked forever. Didn't even find it.

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For sale before I do it as an enema on my awfully mediocre podcast. Yeah bitch I exist.

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@barstoolsports Truly an incredible song. Gets the people goin!

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Finally working on a youtube project (separate solo project in the works) https://t.co/pUUk6CXRzE

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@BigGrandeTweets @Stitcher @ScottAukerman Was looking for a CBBxBigGrande pic to print as a poster, hope you all enjoy this one being a part of my fever-dream"art" wall

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@Sysbm8 @KhairyCreek *Quarterbaqui

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@Mschlasn @ComedyBangBang @IFC This is truly my cross to bear, I want to own it all so bad

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@thegloryofphire I love when you talk like this

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@FightHaven NGL, first thing I thought of was my mother and this was CRAZY light cause boOoOoOoy

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@fuckyouiquit They're ordering 1 mcchicken to the office every weekday. I tried it. Opulence at its finest 😘👌

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@cctvidiots I might be a ding dong, but I'm most mad that they came in spraying what looked like pepper spray and my boy scrappy doo had to hide in a box amidst the fumes 😩

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@OkayishAF It's after midnight and weed

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@benschwartz_ Tarman by a mile