Shawn Guise

bmx beer cars

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

I have the most beautiful/sexy/alcoholic/hott/fineass girlfriend around.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

That's the 3rd quarter! Steelers lead the Chiefs 17-6.
#HereWeGo

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy http://t.co/HgMYR5mWh2

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Wendys Every god damn time I order a Baconator with no Mayo, it comes chalked full of Mayo. Get your shit together

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy fuck twitter

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

If your occupation on facebook is "full time mommy" I automatically assume youre a welfare living gold digger.

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

My girlfriend gets mad at me because Im sleeping, tweets about it, then realizes I was asleep and deletes it.

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy #hallelujah

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@Rachel__Conroy and you're a dirty potato picker. How's it feel to be the red head equivalent to a Mexican.

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

I feel like a Jew on Christmas. Screw all these 4/20 statuses

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

My body lies but still I roam.

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

" @Rachel__Conroy

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@KatieNeiderer tough love

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@EdSedlak now that it's getting nice I want to start riding again

[Shawn Guise @ShawnGuise]

@EdSedlak I also run Premium I feel your pain