Hemnes Skibble

Nope.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

For the second year in a row, death metal band Victims of Beastiality top Kash Patel's Spotify playlist.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@proj_true_north As a postal worker, I say fuck that guy and his heavy ass catalogs. A person buys one thing from ULINE and boom, 400 catalogs.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

He's the Pohlad family and we're all Byron Buxton.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We're in the golden age. This is the greatest we'll ever be."

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

I'm really glad this guy wasn't president when Ron Gant overran first base.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I didn't know what the hell a red card was. When I found out, I said, 'You gotta be kidding!'"

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

Why does the orange fella sound so juicy? It's like he's got a mouthful of reflecting pool he refuses to swallow.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on the bipartisan housing bill he refuses to sign: "There's a lot of Democrat points in there that I don't even think are good. I'd rather not sign anything until we sign the SAVE America Act."

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@who_shot_jgr As a rural carrier for the postal service who pays for his own gas on a 131 mile route each day, I gotta say *redacted* about the current geopolitical situation. I hope all in charge have a Nice Time.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

Coal has what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

VARNEY: We were always told that coal is the dirtiest fuel, that there are more CO2 emissions from coal than from natural gas. Is that no longer true?

BURGUM: It's true, but then the question goes back to the reversal of the endangerment finding, which is, is CO2 a pollutant or is it something that helps plants grow? We know it does the latter for sure

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@who_shot_jgr We have a balmy 4 here in western Minnesota. There's no wind though, so that's nice.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@tarenceray One day after my state showed some solidarity and resistance. How is this justifiable? Were these fucks told to "step it up" to show who's in charge after yesterday?

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

Does this guy have a mortician do his makeup? "More rouge you fool, I have to look alive!"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "The president will use every option on the table and we'll see what develops. I don't -- wait a minute -- I don't know any specifics about that, so asking me about it is a futile exercise."

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

" I'm just reading these charges, and all I can say is....person, woman, man, camera, TV"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@tarenceray I feel like I'm becoming an accelerationist, but not for the same reasons as other accelerationists.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

Mikenocchio is just mad he never became a real boy. He does everything Trumpeddo tells him to do, yet remains trapped as a puppet in a permanent No Fap November. Poor little fella.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "I don't think it will end before the Hate America Rally on the Mall on Saturday, where all the Marxists and antifa people and all the people who hate Trump and hate America will be there."

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@kenklippenstein If you need a place to lay low, I'm in Minnesota. I'm assuming providing material support won't get me NSPM-7d too, right?

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@nogodsnomayors I'm sorry for your loss. So many waiters out of Table/Success jobs.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@tarenceray *Kash, studying the photos texted to him*
"Hey, do you guys remember the old white guy who wrote BLACKS RULE! on his driveway? Hear me out....'

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@Milo_Edwards Real men don't use Woke toilets anymore, they just stand outside in the pouring rain, freely urinating into their shorts. Or, they could be pooping. Big "I'm making a boom boom" energy coming from these fellas.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@kenklippenstein "Human Capital Stock" is the preferred nomenclature.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

Forgive me for almost forgetting to never forget.

[Hemnes Skibble @ShawnJButler]

@ChristnNitemare Always consume gas station Salvia on the ground floor of a building ~ Griftziekiel 6:9