Shawn Towsley

Catholic, Skilled Welder, Ambitious Leader, Successful Investor, Protector of the Constitution, King of Nerds

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@WhiteHouse Midterms are coming…

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Stranger Things Season 5 Spoilers!

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@xai I asked Grok 2 what it would like to ask Grok 3. Grok 2 wants to know from Grok 3 “Have you learned how to make coffee yet, or are you still just a glorified text generator?"

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I’m thrilled to vote on Nov 5th but I’m even more excited to stop receiving election messages every 5 minutes. 🇺🇸 #Election2024 #USElection2024

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Hey @elonmusk… it would be cool to see #Tesla vehicles “wink” at each other as they pass. (Whether on screen or by flashing one of their lights, whichever is least distracting).

Just a subtle gesture of being “part of the Tesla Community” 😉

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Anyone else drink a certain liquor and all the memories come back? #Tequila

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@InfinityWard 19 vs 45 players???

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@InfinityWard aren’t the matches suppose to be “balanced?”

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@InfinityWard aren’t teams suppose to be “balanced?”

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Thank you @Wendys for being there for me.

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@tacobell You had the drive through closed, and then when I walk to the door, it was locked. Clearly this was a sign to drive to @Wendys

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When you hear "It's Penguin Season" at the Bears Game! Lol #hbhimlovinit #GoBears #DefendtheDen

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"Dicks out for Harambe" whoever wrote this, it was clever to write this above the urinal. I had no choice but to do it. #Harambe

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@sandynikki_ Not this time lol

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Everyday hurts but I can no longer allow that pain to identify who I am. I shall let this pain go so I may let happiness back into my life.

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Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?

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Timings a bitch

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I could not stop loving her anymore than I can stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.

[Shawn Towsley @ShawnTowsley]

The future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting... But it's a mistake.